
Cocaine Bear Elizabeth Banks at the Oscars
Cocaine Bear cleaned himself
up for the Oscars
up for the Oscars
Cocaine Bear had a rough patch, there, for a while. He got a hold of some cocaine that fell out of a plane and then went on a wild beating, killing, and eating spree.
It wasn’t until Cocaine Bear looked in a lake and saw the reflection of a bear he knew he didn’t want to be that he decide the time had come for him to make a change.
So he got up, went to Oak Wood Rehab Drug and Alcohol Rehabilitation Center, and got clean. It was a difficult year long process, but Cocaine Bear stuck with it and got through it.
And now, look at him! There he is at the Oscars with the director of his film, Elizabeth Banks, giving an award for Visual Effects; which was won by Joe Letteri, Richard Baneham, Eric Saindon, and Daniel Barrett for their work on Avatar: The Way of the Water.
Cocaine Bear got back his fur and snout color!
And despite what Elizabeth Banks said, Cocaine Bear was not trying to score cocaine during their presentation.
Cocaine Bear is a good Cocaine Bear, now!
It wasn’t until Cocaine Bear looked in a lake and saw the reflection of a bear he knew he didn’t want to be that he decide the time had come for him to make a change.

So he got up, went to Oak Wood Rehab Drug and Alcohol Rehabilitation Center, and got clean. It was a difficult year long process, but Cocaine Bear stuck with it and got through it.
And now, look at him! There he is at the Oscars with the director of his film, Elizabeth Banks, giving an award for Visual Effects; which was won by Joe Letteri, Richard Baneham, Eric Saindon, and Daniel Barrett for their work on Avatar: The Way of the Water.
Cocaine Bear got back his fur and snout color!

And despite what Elizabeth Banks said, Cocaine Bear was not trying to score cocaine during their presentation.
Cocaine Bear is a good Cocaine Bear, now!
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